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Booom-shakah-yeee-haaaa! Ladieeeeees and gents, after a stunning round two Teh Blog Father is back with the very best-est-est-est. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your, ahem! I'll skip tha shizzle, so lets get down to bizzle fo' rizzle!

Tears In The Moonlight

Deeeeep from the depths of a melancholic blogaholic ketchup-olic abyss, comes the man without a name, X "Tha Word Weaver" Sorrownator [And the crowd draws back in silence]. Master of all that is poetry and just, this homeboy will capture a thousand sorrows under the breath of but a few words...all while doing the funky chicken dance, yeeeee-haaaaw! Now there's talent ladies and gents so show the man some looooove! *Sniff*, *Sniff*, Kleenex anyone?

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Can I Like, Get Fries With That?

Ladieeeeeees and gents! It is written in the ancient texts, that thou shalt have a potbelly if thou be a man, for in it thine wife shalt find delight all her days. The verse which cometh next, sayeth also, if thou be a woman, then thou shouldst see no shame in having a little extra for thine husband shalt enjoy the cushioning thereof...for all his days. And all-o-y'all crazy folks who would have loved such a religion better give it up for Pofigsteeeeeeer "Tha Diet Master" Defattenatoooooor. Bringing you a not-so-revolutionary book on how to acheive more in life and finally get your diet to work, Tha Diet Master is your friend. Shouldst thou be a cheapskate then fear-eth not-eth for the book is free!

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Welcome To Wally World, Please Take A Gas Mask

WARNING: This Warning Is Perfectly Harmless. Yeeeeeee-haaaaaw! Ladies and gents, the show goes on. Ever heard the sound of one hand clapping? Ever wanted to send a complete stranger money? How about the feel of walking over hot sand in your new thongs? No, not that kinda thong, the Australian kind aka sandals, slippers, etc in other parts of the world. For all the above and more, I recommend you put on your gas mask (seriously, 'cause some material may offend) and visit Malcooooooooolm "Tha Wallynator" Laaaaaaaaambe. Now break it down! [Insert funkydelic music here].

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You Gotta Have Feith

Step right up, step right up boys and gurls, and let Teh Blog Father show you the way [Crowd: Hallelujah!]. When you're cruisin' along then see someone who makes you go "Dayuuum honey, how do I broadcast on your frequency?!", you gotta have? [Crowd: Feith!]. When you've masterfully robbed a bank only to realise it was your bank to begin with, you gotta have? [Crowd: Feith!]. When you buy roses for your munchkin only to realise she's allergic to the colour red, you gotta have? [Crowd: Feith!]. That's right boys and gurls, Feith "Tha Poetik" Journalator is what you gotta have! Poetry? Done. Prose? Done. Journal? Done. Antimatteristionically remote-controlled break-dancing, Happy-Meal-eating, Barbie dolls? Done, done, and done, babaay yeeeaah! Now show her some loooove!

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Green With Envy?

Gather round boys and gurls, it's story time! Once upon a time in a land not really far away if you own a private jet like me, there died, I mean lived, a little green fairy. Now this fairy was unique (just like everyone else) and instead of a magic wand she carried a bazooka (hey, it was a rough neighbourhood!). Anyone who...oh hell, let's just get down to the bizzle. Put your hands together for Rubyyyyy "Tha Phaerie" Greeeeeeendust! Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee...hmmm. Just show the girl some love while I figure out which way round that saying is meant to be!

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To help people get even more exposure for their blogs, I will be reposting selected reviews from the previous rounds. These will appear from this point onwards and will be removed eventually as fresh reviews are done. Reviews for Teh Blog Father family members (i.e people who linked back to me) get priority.

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Did You Know I Knew You Didn't Know We All Knew?

Boooom-shakah-yeee-haaah! Gather round boys and gurls, teh blog daddy is about to show you why the ladies like his big brain. It's all in the facts little grasshoppers, and I got 'em all right here. Did you know that if you stand outside when it's raining, you'll get wet?! [Teh kids stare wide-eyed at this dazzling observation]. Oh and wait till you hear this kids! Did you know that the oblique tangent of a circle circumscribing an irregular icosidodecahedron is like a Happy Meal but tastes better? [Teh kids have now been traumatised for life]. Now let Wise-owl "Tha Fact Keeper" Edmondson, be your one source for everything to do with factual knowledge. Be informed, be dazzoozled or get your money back (yes, the money I stole from you then loaned back to you last week)!

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Behold Teh Kung Phu Hustler

Up-koobee aran-muh-kee joo-beee! Haaaaaaiyaaah!! And we are off to a kicking start with Lee "Da Kick-Butt-Fu Hustler" Carlon, who hollers all de way from down under. Tick this homie off and you too will be going down under...six feet under to be precise, wachaaaaa yoo-loo-loo-looaaah haaaiyaaah! Now sing hallelujah as you bounce to his crib to receive book reviews, commentary on writing, and tips on how to steal a Boeing 747 then throw a party 30,000 feet above sea level! The best part? Batteries are included, yeeeee-haaaaaw!

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Honey, You Can Take My Temperature Aaaany Day

There I was doing what teh blog daddy does, when along comes this nurse. For reasons unknown to science, I get a sudden urge to be shot so I could end up in ER. I mean daaaaamn baby! So I walk up to her, keepin' it gangstah, and she asks for my number (which happens to be 0800-WHOA-MAMA). Next thing you know, I'm in ER recovering from a dose of pepper spray to the eyes. She still denies it, but I know it was love at first injection. Don't believe me? Check out her blog and hear crazy stories of her life in ER. The can of coke and two aspirins she'll give you, make risking death worth it. Is that the sound of an ambulance calling for you?

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